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Once on a calm summer morning, Caitlin went to an early morning carnival with her brother Christmas. Once they got there Christmas strangely disappeared after they went on the twisty slide ride. Caitlin went to the snack stand to find some candy, but instead she found Julian there buying so mentos. They say what’s up then cross paths. But just then a giant……………ostrich comes up to Caitlin, (unlike her actual character) she runs Julian’s way in fear-ish. As Julian sees the ostrich he too runs in fear they both knock a lady and her 2 newly born children out of the nearest car and try to drive to safety. Caitlin had her foot on the gas feeling like she is going to brake the pedal when suddenly she sees the ostrich chubbily flying over head. She slammed on the brakes and turned the car around, and slammed the gas pedal once again. Then suddenly the ostrich started shooting lasers from it’s…………………………..uh………….(apparently the ostrich is a guy.) Anyway the laser hit to of the tires but strangely they didn’t pop. Somehow an invisible force field around the car. Finally the car ran out of gas, and now they were stuck. The ostrich started pecking at the car but the force field held it back. Suddenly Julian dropped a mento out of the field when the ostrich tried to eat it; it broke the tip of its beck. Then Caitlin had an epiphany, she took Julian’s mentos and sling shot the to Alaska, then the giant ostrich hopped all the way there and was never heard from again, with a sigh of relief Caitlin was going to go back home but then Julian quilted her into trying to find the transvestite, who sold him those enchanted mentos. After a half-hour of searching they finally found it, they asked it why it sold them to Julian. It stated “shakalolo” then flew off on a giant cheese sandwich (with mustard). The day was done and they went back home, but what we will always remember is that Julian and Caitlin learned a valuable lesson that day Julian learned to never buy candy from random transvestites in trench coat and Caitlin learned that she now want to own that specific giant ostrich thankfully for her it came back she claimed it as a pet and named it Hershel.