The Magic Chalkboard

    We were all walking to class when suddenly Callie called for help to us from room 212 right by the principals’ office. We ran to go see what was wrong with Callie as soon as Caitlin walked through the door some kind of ropes were swung at her tying her up. We all gasped as we saw Callie and Caitlin tied up with some strange looking rope but no one was there with them. Felicia and I untied them and examined the rope and found out it was made out of chalk dust. We all puzzled as we thought about who tied them up, how did they do it and why was the rope made out of chalk dust. Well Chris decided that he had to sleep on this situation so we finish the day at school and all went home thinking about this bizarre moment. Of course Chris didn’t think about it really but when he woke up to get some water a sudden bomb was thrown in his kitchen window that exploded and spewed a suspicious gas at him causing him to faint. The next day we waited for Chris at our usual lunch table but he didn’t show up, sense he was the one to suggest the sleep on it idea Caitlin got pissed off and wanted to investigate his absence. We all went to the library to one of the computer look on Google maps to see were his house was and went to go investigate. As soon as we got to his house we realized a note on the busted up car as Caitlin examined the car I read the note aloud (dear friends of beastly boy, we have capture him along with the violently perverted ones brother if you want to see them again you must come to liberty high schools football field at precisely 2 lucky duck moons {10:00 at night}. We will only give your friends back if you get rid of the chalk board in your school. Think about our offer then meet us there. Sincerely, SOMEONE). We all are confused why they want us to destroy the chalk board but we decide to go to the football field but Caitlin stops by her house to get some supplies before we go. As we reach the field we see Chris and Christmas tied up in the middle of the field. As we run to untie them a giant dome covers them catching Callie and Jonathan along with Chris and Christmas. Felicia Me and Caitlin are all that’s left and we still don’t know who’s behind all this. But just then a little chalk drawing of a crudely drawn general walked up to us and started shouting random gibberish. Some how Christmas understood what he meant to say and they let him out to tell us, Christmas stated that he never wanted to be a chalk drawing he and his friends, family, and his subjects wanted to be real to make real friends, cook and eat real food, and play with real toys. He had his jail guards kidnap our friends to either turn them into chalk if we didn’t cooperate or if they threaten them they’ll do as they say and destroy the chalk boards. Felicia got angry, what’s wrong with chalk boards. The general asked his little servant boy to get him a rather large chalk chair. The general then asked for a long ladder to get up to the chair. Then he scolded Felicia as he started to talk gibberish again, Christmas said that the only way for them to become real is to smash the chalkboards which In turn will cause a cosmic blow in the universe and turn them into real people. Then I got into the argument “but why the liberty chalkboards, Christmas heard him say that the liberty chalk boards were magic and that these were the chalk boards that they came from, a freshmen drew them as an example for a war project. Caitlin stated oh so that’s why you’re a general, he said, as Christmas spoke that’s right I am a drawing of Hitler. We all stood a stared for a moment then all of us started cracking up laughing. He started getting angry and Christmas shouted for him, hey what’s so funny? Caitlin said while trying to stop laughing, ha ha ha you... you look nothing like Hitler, I said while gasping yea you look like a farmer with a fancy suit. We all continue to laugh as he has a tantrum, then he points a weapon to Chris’s face and ask Christmas to threaten us for him if you don’t destroy the chalk boards we will be forced to shoot you beastly friend. Caitlin’s pulls a nuclear bomb out of her tiny shirt pocket and throws it at the tiny general. He takes out a big blanket covers him self and the bomb deflected back, and blew up. Caitlin got uber pissed and charged at the tiny general with a big spear. As for the general he just stood there staring……….. As Caitlin got closer and closer to stabbing the general he started to heavy breath, his heart was racing and he felt nauseous. Caitlin finally got close enough to stab him but instead he grabbed her hand disabling her stabbing pleasure. He knells down in front of her pulling her down almost to his level and asks for her hand in marriage. She looks at him with a get the f*** away from my space face, and slaps his face so hard he fly all the way to Russia. He runs all the way back and knell again he states while Christmas says why wont you marry me we have so much in common, is it because i'm suppose to be a drawing of Hitler? Caitlin shouts ab… soulutly!!!!!!! He stutters while Christmas copies bu…bu….bu…..but you can draw me a new way maybe you can even draw me like Ryan Cecrest. Caitlin stares at him backing away slowly with a disturbed face. Why do you want me to marry you i’m 16 and in high school Christmas says in a smooth voice for him that ok I like older women. (He does a cat rarer) Caitlin once again slaps him to Russia. But he didn’t come back apparently he got washed away by hitting a giant snowman. The chalk army all started running like wild boar and Felicia ran the hose all over them and washed them away. The next day we took the chalkboard to a science lab and had a professional scientist explain all of this nonsense. He explained that the chalkboard are indeed magic but he didn’t know how they got that way so we sent the chalk board to a some what near by city called “norseville” and when they opened and drew a man eating pigeon it came to life and grabbed every last norsevillien and ate them. Then he or should I say she flew off in to the sun set to find a mate. The next few days were pretty normal school, homes and friends but we all felt like there was something missing,…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Felicia shouted oh shit we forgot to untie and un trap Callie, Jonathan, Chris, and Christmas, we went back to the field to free them but were mysteriously not there we went to the school they weren’t there then we went to subway they weren’t there then we heard a girlish scream coming from the nail salon we ran in the door to find Chris and Christmas getting manipedis and Chris was screaming that he broke a nail we laughed as we walked out turns out Callie and Jonathan were at nuts about ice cream so we sat down and all ate ice cream together and we live happily ever after :3 ………………………………………………………………except for Chris along with his broken nail! TEEHEE